ejaculate like a firehose
when a man has an unusual or unusable amount of s-m-n from lack of s-x.
guy: hi, i’m mike.
girl: i’m lisa.
guy: if i ever touched your body i would -j-c-l-t- like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.
girl:
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