ejaculation envy


a condition suffered by (typically uncirc-mcised) men who are embarr-ssed about not -j-c-l-t-ng as much s-m-n as other guys.
luis felt a pang of -j-c-l-t–n envy as he saw josh’s s-m-n pour out of april’s p-ssy after his m-ssive sperm dump and dreaded the sloppy seconds with his foreskin full of josh’s s-m-n.

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