ejaculectomy
a s-xual encounter (or series thereof) so profoundly intense that one is left completely drained and totally disabled s-xually for a significant period of time. one must “recover” from an ejaculectomy in much the same way as one would “recover” from a surgical procedure.
“she performed an ejaculectomy on me last sat-rday night, after which i spent 2 days in the icu. i’m just starting to eat solid foods again.”
“marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a fellow in the american college of ejaculectomy”
“i desperately need an ejaculectomy, but i’m having trouble finding a provider who’ll accept my insurance.”
“i got an ejaculectomy my first night in cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis.”
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