Ejaculightenment
a brief period of sheer clarity and enlightenment only experienced in the short, glorious moments following an -j-c-l-t–n. during this time of euphoria and wisdom, one sees the true meaning of life and is able to prioritize without the temporary, carnal biases of s-xual desires. ejaculightenment is exclusive to the male -rg-sm; in fact, the female -rg-sm often produces feelings of “love” and “closeness.”
noun: ejaculightenment
verb: ejaculighten
past tense: ejaculightened
progressive: ejaculightening
after my most recent ejaculightenment, the phrase “bro’s before hoes” really resonates with me. i now see that i waste an ungodly amount of time l-sting after beef curtains and a pair of t-ts.
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