ejaculistic pencisiliation
to vigorously introduce a pencil into one’s -ss crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of s-xual arousal
everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.
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