ejaculite
the crystal that is formed from dried s-m-n. a combination of -j-c-l-t- and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.
“i hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out i had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. i can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. i should get some more percocet from my urologist.”
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