ejection seat
a s-xual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. in this position the man reverse t-tty f-cks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. after the man c-ms he then initiates a fart in the woman’s face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off…hence the ejection seat.
my girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so i gave her an ejection seat to get my -ss munched on and so i could c-m on her t-ts.
a demeaning s-xual position in which the female is thrown from the top bunk immediately after the male reaches climax
nick: dude i had this chick over the other night and i gave her the ejection seat and told her to leave before my girlfriend came back.
phil/chris: youre my hero you italian stud!
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