Ejike
he seems like a douche bag at first, but if you take the time and get to know him you will realize he has the best intentions on everything. girls love to date and hang out with him because he is one h-ll of a party animal. he has conquered every mountain known to man and left them begging him to climb them again. he has disabled nuclear bombs while doing surgery on himself. statues are made in his honor in every planet. he has to hide his phone at times because of all the texts that will be pouring in from the ladies. he plays all four american sports and can play every position in each sport. if you were to look up the definition of boss and stud you would only see his name. he has wrestled alligators and eaten them for dinner.
well ejike did it again, he disabled three nuclear bombs this time while doing open heart surgery on an elderly woman!!! what a boss!!!!!!!!
most underrated athlete in the country. he plays all four american sports and is the most loving man on the planet. girls fight over him constantly. guys want to be like him.
u freaking b-tch ejike is mine back off you hoe!!!!
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