el asomado
name given in peru to the technique in which you place your erected pennis vertically against your pants to avoid the erection to be noticed. usually used in cl-ssrooms or other social situations.
chato: how was the power point presentation yesterday?
tomas: i had to do “el asomado”…..but i think mauchi noticed it anyway…..
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