el cumpleaños
a nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.
“oh f-ck, it’s el c-mpleaños! he’s gonna steal our days!?!”
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when a man watches his girlfriend have s-x with another man. last night was intense, i still don’t know how i feel about c-ckolding, but if my girlfriend liked it, i’ll do it again. hopefully my girlfriend doesn’t start to like the way that the other guy f-cks her more than me.
- sneels
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- sabbatimoon
a combination of a sabbatical and honeymoon where you travel for business and pleasure. newlyweds tristan and danyelle are taking a sabbatimoon around the world.
- choking your drawls
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- bisharo
lovable hardheaded girl she’s beautiful and is a person you don’t want to get mad but otherwise she has a great personality i’m so bisharo (happy) today