el jackoff


pr-nounced ehl jah-koff

an -sshole with no cooth. a person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. the guy who will inevitably p-ss off another individual with his ignorance.
aw sh-t! here comes el j-ck-ff. let’s get the f-ck outta here.

thanks a lot el j-ck-ff

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