El-Jayed
the act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.
person a: hey guys i’m looking for some help with training my african elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.
person b: i think i know a guy who has done that in the past…
person c: on my elephant farm, we never allowed our african elephants in a zero gravity environment but our asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
person d: lol, you got el-jayed bro
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