el mister


a puerto rican god-man, who created the song tumbalakatumba. he is the very embodiment of divinity and violent -rg-sm. a small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.
all hail the glorious el mister!
tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!

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