El Nino Effect
noun. the el nino effect is a tropical weather system pattern that does stuff and we don’t know what, neither do meteorologists. which is why they use, this term when they don’t know what the f-ck is going on, just to cover their -sses and to make them sound intelligent. as well as, to give the impression that there is “skill” involved in fortune telling. oh, i mean meteorology.
meteorologist: hey we have this crazy tropical storm coming but we don’t know what the f-ck it’s doing or why. what do we tell the public?
head meteorologist: -looks at the doppler radar- i don’t know why the f-ck its doing that…. tell them it’s el nino effect.
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