El Pato Sanchez
the beefiest, manliest spaniard alive
you can never hope to be as manly as him, he will snap you in half without even lifting a finger
legends say he once did it with 47 women at once
they all died of exhaustion
it’s el pato sanchez
we’re f-cked
ow my spine
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