el squido
the squidded one
kiya is el squido
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leaping from the top of one elevator to the next. usually involving the use of alcohol. usually fatal. like that scene with shaobo qin in ocean’s thirteen, more or less. sw resident: “dude, did you hear about rob? that crazy f-cker went elevator jumping!” his buddy: “whoa. is he ok?” sw resident: “nope. he died.”
- Negative Banter
fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually reduce the amount of banterousness around. if you come across any, you are advised to find a banter machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a bantex any piece of chat about land rovers “see that […]
- Customer Satisfaction Campaign
term now used by automakers (toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another recall of their vehicles due to malfunctioning components caused by subpar manufacturing practices and ineffective quality -ssurance procedures. prius owner: “omg toyota is awesome; they contacted me to partic-p-te in a customer satisfaction campaign. i am so happy to […]
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the king of towns laughter. “ooh… ooh… i’ve got to call you back, my pizza’s just arrived, doo hoo hoo.” -king of town
- negative frequency
this is the frequency at which the human mind subconsciously thinks. this can be heard and detected by some. this frequency happens before time equals zero, as does a thought happens before time. negative time and negative frequency are inversely proportional by the formula: -time=1/-frequency. where frequency and time can be real and imaginary. this […]