elanour calder
a beard covering up for one direction band members harry styles and louis tomlinson. is told to date louis tomlinson so fans “directioners” are tricked in to thinking that louis and harry are not h-m-s-xual. managment won’t stop at anything to keep louis and harry separated from eachother.
interviewer:louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
louis: yes her name is elanour calder were very happy together (harry and louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that louis and elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)
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