elastic asshole


the r-ct-m of a female or even male that has been f-cked roughly or “slammed” so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. making it useful for quick -n-l action with absolutely no effort.
i’m going over to sally’s house tonight because i heard that b-tch has an elastic -sshole.

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