Elbis
elvis:
man who jumps out of airplane wearing tight lycra wedgie-tugging suit with supersized sideburns.
a chick was walking down las vegas strip when an elvis with a bad ‘chute landed straight on her face.
a s-xual act involving a donkey and a cuc-mber.
whoa! did you you see that film about that elbi?!!
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