Elbow Date
when you’re with someone in a public situation that you shouldn’t be with and you touch elbows to signify you want them.
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woman 1: places arm on table but within reach of guy.
guy 1: places his arm on table and discreetly touches elbow continuously with woman since they can’t do anything else. ie…kiss or have s-x.
guy 1: “hey, how was lasts night date?”
guy 2: “dude, sucked! waitress was a mutual friend and all i could so was elbow date!”
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