Elbow Jack
the elbow jack is the latest in jerking off technology. it is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.
requirments, – p-n-s – elbow – lubricants
in order to do the elbow jack your elbow must be flexible.
step one: place erect p-n-s between forearm and bicep.
step two: apply lubricant
step three: slowly start up and down motion. until you have came.
warning if jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.
invented by: paul & j.d sanghera.
i love the creators of the elbow jack.
the elbow jack is the latest in jerking off technology. it is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.
requirments, – p-n-s – elbow – lubricants
in order to do the elbow jack your elbow must be flexible.
step one: place erect p-n-s between forearm and bicep.
step two: apply lubricant
step three: slowly start up and down motion. until you have came.
warning if jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.
invented by: j.d sanghera.
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