Elderphile
a paedophile is someone who is attracted to little children. an elderphile is sort of similar apart from it is someone who is attracted to a senior citizen/ old fogey/ geezer/ elderly person.
if timmy (who is 25) is s-xually attracted to gertrude (who is 108) he is being an elderphile.
a girl or boy who is attracted to nothing but older people in their thirties and above
jane: i can’t get enough of jeffrey
ben: isn’t he fifty?
jane: yea and?
ben: man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty
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