Eldredge
a kid who whacks off into the same tissue he just cried into over his girlfriend. easily found at seven elevens and abortion clinics. an eldredge is easy to distinguish by its girl-tight pants it wears around so dudes can see its d-ck. there is nothing worse than getting stuck in a conversation with an eldredge.
“sh-t, the eldredge is walking over here”
“turn around so he can’t see us.”
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