Eleazar
1. religion-religious name: means “g-d is my help.”
2. a person who fights agents from the matrix everyday.
3. a person who dances like michael jackson, but cannot moonwalk properly.
4. a person who says whooooo!!!!
yo ellie, check out my new rap song, f—tales!
likes to “f-ck girls like hes paying for it”
eleazar: “ohh yeah baby give it to me!”
hot chick: “f-ck me like you’re paying for it!”
sneakerhead that likes to listen to mexican music. enjoys being the center of attention. very concited man who is always going to try to look hos best. he wears colored contacts because he thinks he looks cool. very self centered, doesnt know how to show he cares. he would not mind having babys at a early age. thinks low on hisself but always has a girl giving him confidence. very large p-n-s & enjoys s-x.
girl: want to hang out later?
eleazar: how about s-x later?
girl: why not? meet you at my house at 7pm.
biggest sl-t ever born.
a guy who will always look for ways to wh-r- himself out
likes to hang out with his own type (sl-ts)
guy : hey eleazar, what are you doing?
eleazar : sorry can’t talk right now, i have my mouth full (p-n-s?)
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