election
noun: deciding between the lesser of two evils. ie: skeletor or krang
oh great, another election. which crook should i vote for?
a system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.
why the f-ck vote? we all know whoever wins is going to be a republican/democrat and they’re both going to tell us that they represent the working man while f-cking everyone but the rich.
d-mned if you do, d-mned if you don’t.
the worst system of choosing among candidates for public office — except for all the others.
“the turnout for the election wasn’t even 40% of eligible voters. the winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people didn’t vote for him. so from that he concludes he has a popular ‘mandate’?!”
something that’s rigged worse than a carnival dart game.
that d-ck didn’t even win the popular vote, but won the election.
a real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the “student council.”
this electionis a waste of time.
a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals
person 1: are you going to vote in the election
person 2: no, they’re having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
a word you should avoid using at all costs, because of the risk of a freudian slip
the ere…election was quite exciting.
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