Electric Banana


a s-x toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or s-xual intercourse. it is more commonly known as d-ld-.
“where’s my electric banana.”

“i don’t know.”

“sure you don’t.”

“what is that meant to mean.”

“it means you do not have an electric banana. it means you’re desperate. it means you can’t get a man to put his c-ck in your p-ssy.”

“for your information i have been scr-w-ng your boyfriend every night this month.”

“you b-tch!”
a photographer whos main purpose in life is to capture your most unattractive moments in a photograph and keep it handy to whip out at the most inappropriate times.
f-ckin electric banana..
when a man sticks his p-n-s into a usb port on a computer.
jimmy was so lonely friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.
at camp y-noah in clinton, ohio the “electric banana” is the awesome electric powered wagon-looking car that wolfy drives around while delivering pop stop to the units.
“you broke the electric banana!”
“no, no you just push the horn and hit the pedal” (beepbeep)
“is it out of gas?”
“no!!! its electric!”

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