Electric Eel

when a guy, alone in a hotel room, m-st-rb-t-s frantically and just before he busts a nut, puts his p-n-s on the nearest electric outlet and -j-c-l-t-s into it. he receives a very shocking yet pleasurable electrocution throughout his whole body. recovery time could take up to 30 minutes.
“the electric eel is the best experience i’ve ever had”
masturbation ending in an electrical -rg-sm, as s-m-n connects the circuit between an outlet and your d-ck.

essentially, you have to m-st-rb-t- into an electrical socket/outlet and make sure your aim is good.
rj: has pedro been alone in the room all this time?
am: yeah. he’s probably doing the electric eel…..
cp: when you jack it with your d-ck in an electrical socket?
ty: yeah and your j-zz connects your body to the electricity so you get a shock.
all: haha he probably is
plugging an extension cord into the wall, splicing the cord, wrapping the cord around your d-ck and jumping into a pool.
1. well, i just failed a test that will help me graduate college. i am going to electric eel myself.

2. person #1 “hey how did you do on that test?”

person #2 “how about you play the electric eel game..”
first, you sit down to take a cr-p with an electric charge. your cr-p is long enough to touch your -sshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the cr-p, giving you a tingly sensation in the b-tt cheeks.
it was so dry out today that when i p–ped, my electric eel made my -ss cheek hairs stand on end.
the act of rubbing your socks on carpet and then touching your p-n-s on another persons nose in order to give a stactic shock on the nose of the other person.
“dude take a picture. i’m about to electric eel this guy p-ssed out on the couch.”
a f-cking great punk band from cleveland, oh, also home of pere ubu, the dead boys, and h-ll, devo was nearby too. these guys predate the ramones by at least two years. with such great hits as “you’re full of sh-t,” ranging to songs like “bunnies” there’s something there for everyone! (re: “everyone” consists of everyone from punks to people who dig stuff like lightning bolt.)
the electric eels f-cking rock! go buy “the eyeball of h-ll”
the act of a man or woman having s-x while either:

a. the man tases himself right as he is climaxes which transfers the electric shock to the woman

b. the woman tases herself as the man is climaxing causing him to receive the electric shock

c. the man and woman both tase themselves as soon as one or both of them climaxes
yeah man, the sparks were flying last night between me and that chick…especially when we did the electric eel. i haven’t been able to get it up for a week now.

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