electro sex change


the electro s-x change is an extremely rare event that is predicted to have only happened a total of 3 times all throughout human history.
it can be triggered by these methods:
a man needs to be driving in a blue minivan over a bridge at approximately 12:03am during a lunar eclipse on a leap year. if these conditions are met, a bolt of lightning will form and strike the car due to it being made of metal. this is no ordinary lightning bolt, however.
once the car is h-t, the driver will be electricuted so hard that his testosterone hormones will mutate into estrogen hormones, causing his p-n-s to instantaneously morph into a v-g-n-.
nick: “guys, braxton has been acting weird recently.”

shang: “yeah man, ever since he went for a drive last week.”

nick: “what do you think happened?”

mark: i’ve got a bad feeling he may have accidentally gotten an electro s-x change.”

shang: “oh sh-t, n-gg- you may be right.”

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