Electronics Technician
an evolved form of an electrician this person has hyper intelligence and is imbued with advanced knowledge of all things electrical/electronic. not only are these advanced beings intelligent and skilled, legend has it they are so beautiful that if a mere mortal catches a glimpse they will be blinded and defecate.
other well known electronics technicians are luke skywalker, tony stark and jesus.
i met an electronics technician today and i soiled my underpants
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