Elementary School Logic


the type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn -ss about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won’t be able to back up their position.

see also the “i’m leaving and taking my ball with me” mentality
dude 1: have you tried sushi?
dude 2: no, i haven’t
dude 1: oh, you should, its really good, i think you’d like it, not even all of it is raw fi–
dude 2: no. i will not try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it even less.
dude 1: ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
the type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn -ss about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won’t be able to back up their position.

see also the “i’m leaving and taking my ball with me” mentality
dude 1: have you tried sushi?
dude 2: no, i haven’t
dude 1: oh, you should, its really good, i think you’d like it, not even all of it is raw fi–
dude 2: no. i will not try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it even less.
dude 1: ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

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