elen
a s-xy -ss mother f-cker who gets everything she wants. all the guys wanna f-ck her. shes usually extremely h-rny and likes d-ck.
s-xh-rnyd-ckhotlove
person a: did you see that s-xy girl all the guys were staring at?
person b: yea man. thats an elen.
1. a big-b–bed pet-te cherie. most famous for losing things (apart from being big b–bed), especially london oyster cards and occasionally bank cards.
2. tendency to make outrageous statements.
alice lost her oyster again.
-oh man, she is such an elen.
i think hitler was in the right.
-what an elen thing to say!
1. a crazy–ss anthropology major from sweden with a foot fetish. do not be around her when she’s drunk or she’ll cut your hair with a meat cleaver.
2. a spelling accident at the maternity ward. surefire sentence for your child to have inferiority complexes because of the one missing letter.
1. my bald patches? yeah. elen. b-tch.
2. and you spell that… e… slowly now…
sixteen years later: prozac prescription.
1. a girl who is often sad and lonely but hides it from the world with defiance
2. welsh saint who built stuff
3. the name of about a thousand streets in welsh villages
see those big sad eyes? she’s an elen.
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