Elena’s Fish Oil
when a woman grabs a man’s comb or hairbrush and uses it to pleasure herself (called hairbrushin). leaving a thin coating of sparkling fluid that bonds with the man’s hair when he unwittingly uses the item to style his hair. the end result is an subliminal aroma that causes instant jealousy in women and admiration in men. not to be confused with harvey’s bristol cream.
joan noticing the flacid nature of lucas’s hair decided what he really needed was a fine bit of elena’s fish oil to give him a little lift to his sagging coiffure. little did she know, lucas was the talk of the town the whole next day
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