elephant ass


an -ss, generally in reference to a woman, that lacks curvature or “junk in the trunk.” the -ss is very flat much like that of an elephant in appearance.
that girl has the flattest -ss ever, she is suffering from a severe case of elephant -ss.
drawing/symbol belonging to trupo
that elephant -ss is so bad -ss.
simply put, it’s when the -ss eats the pants. usually happens when there is excess sp-ce in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area.
dude, did you see that old guy in the khaki’s? he had major elephant -ss!
in golf when a shot is high and sh-tty, resembling an elephants -ss.
(friend makes a horrible shot) -cough- elephant -ss -cough-

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