elephant cock
a huge p-n-s
i have an elephant c-ck
a p-n-s the size of an elephants
a p-n-s with elephant-tus
or the actual p-n-s of an elephant
check out that elephant c-ck it would take a fricken whale to get that in.
an elephants w-nger
i have an elephant c-ck
black man sized d-ck or an actual elephant d-ck
have you seen the new movie snakemen. those guys have elephant c-cks.
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