Elephant Face


the male equivelent of camel toe; when a guy’s pants are so tight, you can clearly see his p-n-s and t-st-cl-s bulging out, resulting in a shape that closely resembles the face of an elephant.
if you wear spandex, you will show off some serious elephant face.
the face that dr. rockso the rock and roll clown of death and cocaine morphs into at the very beginning of a cocaine rush. that is, the face of an elephant.
the famed elephantface may be viewed by searching for “dr rockso trades jet fuel for cocaine! – dr rockso” on youtube.com

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