elephant finger
to take it up the -ss in a major way.
dumbguy: “dude! i just got raped by an elephant! my bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
dumberguy: “wait a minute. isn’t an elephant’s p-ck-r long and skinny?”
dumbguy: “yeah, but he fingered me first!”
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