elephant impression
n. (sometimes “elephant impersonation”) to open your pockets out, unzip your fly, and whip it out, thus your pockets bearing vague resemblance to elephant ears, and your walloper to the beast’s trunk.
the more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his p-b-s outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.
the kids weren’t amused by his balloon shapes or his juggling, and coco the clown was running out of ideas. he had to make sure these kids had fun or he wouldn’t get paid for the gig. all of a sudden, he had a stroke of genius!
“say, kids…” whispered coco, “do you like wild animals?”
“yeah! yeah!” yelled the brats excitedly.
“well, what luck!” the clown laughed, “‘cos i just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!”
“hooray!” shouted the kids.
coco was fined £5000, put on the s-x offenders’ register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.
elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.
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