elephant paw
noun: last resort description for a woman’s crotch area when “camel toe” or “moose knuckle” won’t do.
“camel toe, moose knuckle? that b-tch’s got a f-ckin elephant paw. i bet her p-ssy’s so big that you’d have to strap a board to your -ss so you won’t fall in!”
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