elephant training
a term used to describe an enormous task or group of jobs that need completing. the tasks must include physical exertion, thought and take a lot of effort, just like training an elephant.
different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult
q: are you coming out tonight?
a: can’t, i’ve got to train an elephant
q: what are you up to this weekend
a: i’m doing some orange elephant training
q: that’ll only take an hour, come to the bar
q: how’s your essay?
a: harder then training a blue elephant
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