elephantmangitisduckbillvacumm -backflippalatupusturnaround
a large animal with a elephants body three sets of t-rex arms, a pair of sea turtle flippers, a elephants trunk that has a beak on the end. its teeth are made from corn on the cob which usually break while eating its main food source of peanuts and popcorn cornels unless its the third day of the week in which it only eats fluff-an-nutter sandwiches. it has two holes in its forehead one that dispenses pez while the other shoots toothpaste for defense. beware it can also shoot mouthwash on request. you can usually find these 30 ft behemoths lurking in closets of young children, and while burrowing in the sand while on the beach. this beastie is attracted by the sounds of couples doing the reverse wraparound painted seagull twist(look up if not familiarized with words). all in all this animal is certainly one of gods greatest accomplishments of all time that we contiue to learn from each and every day.
wow avi i was at the beach this weekend giving my girl the reverse wraparound painted segull twist when a elephantmangitisduckbillvac-mm -backflippalatupusturnaround popped out and joined us.
Read Also:
- Euripides
the last of the 3 great tragedians of cl-ssical athens. known primarily for having reshaped the formal structure of traditional attic tragedy by showing strong women characters and intelligent slaves, and by satirizing many heroes of greek mythology. his plays focus on the inner lives and motives of his characters in a way previously unknown […]
- pulling a ryan dunn
the act of getting completely sh-tfaced and then getting in your car, crashing it; car exploding, and you dying. friend: dude, you’re wasted. give me your keys. you don’t want to end this night by pulling a ryan dunn, do you?
- crunky town
a state of being in which one is extremely crunk liz: hey what do you wanna do tonight? laura: let’s get crunk! liz: take me to crunky town! laura: oh, we’re goin’….
- examnesia
a condition which renders one unable to recall any knowledge pertaining to a certain subject just as they are about to write an exam. just as i was sitting down to write my english final, i was struck by a bad case of examnesia.
- exceedance
noun, meaning a sample or measurement which exceeds a certain metric or criterion. “table 4-1 lists the exceedances of state clean-up standards.”