Elephat
no, not elephant. elephat.
a aminal (yes, aminal not animal) eaten by b-tterflies
they’ve never been seen, so don’t ask what they look like
ohh, that b-tterfly is eating an elephat!
Read Also:
- emergency contraceptive
1. extra condoms (often kept in a backpack, briefcase, or vehicle trunk) 2. a left hand and truecrypt p-rn volume can quickly relieve blue b-lls with zero potential conception, but high potential for s-xual escalation. 3. technology with the potential to prevent conception (sperm penetrating ovum, the engendering of pregnancy), includes: condoms, spermicide, careful -n-l […]
- Kicking the dead horse
pointing out a dry joke or horrible pun after it has already fallen flat. teacher : yeah check it out student : ok i will teacher : get it? check it out, for the chess tournament student : your kicking the dead horse sir
- emoromantic
emoromantic: when two white cl-ss suburbia goth f-cks fall into a seemingly amazing relationship only to determine that their problems of insecurity create a huge f-gdance which indefinitely results in one of two scenarios: group suicide by slitting the wrists the wrong way(across the road and not down the tracks) or a #1 song on […]
- kimpy
an unstoppable beast, tank, truck or strong man. -ssociated with awesomeness, strength and being a master of generally everything. also s-xy as . . holy cr-p wot a kimpy, he just killed lockett.
- Toolio
tool with a twist. a toolio is an idiot, a douche bag, a skyler… a toolio is much worse than a tool. they are like tools, only 500 times worse. these toolios are found all over the globe, and it is not rare to catch one on the way to cl-ss, work, or even the […]