elevator-engagement
noun; when you are going into the office the morning after a party where everyone (except you) got laid and you hold the elevator door until someone comes in and you makeout with them and/or fool around with them so it appears you got laid, too.
worker #1: “you know bobby?”
worker #2: “yeah.”
worker #1: “he didn’t really have s-x with madison — they just agreed to go an elevator-engagement.”
worker #2: “i heard that he didn’t even come there with sharon — he just did a door-date.”
worker #1: “probably, he’s a desperate pr-ck.”
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