Elevator Pilot


noun – what you call a guy, usually in a college dorm, that has been taped to a chair and placed in the elevator with only his underpants on, then you press every b-tton and send him on his journey for all to see.

note: easier if the intended victim (pilot) is excessively drunk.
“the next time edgar pukes in our room, we make him the elevator pilot. that’ll teach him.”

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