ELF

(e.l.f) stands for every ladies fantasy.
a group of only elitist.
put here on earth to satisfy women in anyway necessary.
we are skilled in the art of seduction… all we do is scheme and we scheme to get what we want.
elf is not just a group, its a life style, and we shall stand by that life style. our goal/objective is to stand by our name and give every woman 100% satisfaction guaranteed! elfs up!

originated in ruston louisiana.
ordinary guy 1: dude i showed up only 30 minutes late to that party and all the girls had already went to a room, each with a different guy! there was no girls left!

ordinary guy 2: there must’ve been a gang of elfs come through here. i’m so jealous of em.
stands for everlasting friends, the official fanclub of the 13 membered korean boyband, super junior. established after kyuhyun, was added as the final member, and super junior was finalized as a group. also written as e.l.f. or elf.

fans wave pearl sapphire blue lightsticks or balloons at super junior concerts because it is the club’s official color.
e.l.f: do you know any other elf going to the super show ii in singapore?
1) a fair mythical creature from germanic legend, also known as a fairy or faerie, dwelling in forests or mountains away from human civilization. usually good-natured, yet mischievious troublemakers sometimes. some can be evil.

the name is derived from the indo-european root -albh-, “white”; it is a cognate of latin albus. other elf-like creatures in european legend are sylphs, dryads (wood elves), nymphs and leprechauns. a similar creature in arab and islamic lore is the djinni (genie).

2) in tolkien’s middle earth novels, the elves are several groups of a human-like race with very long lifespans, speaking their own languages, the conlangs quenya and sindarin. the three main groups are high elves, grey elves and dark elves. orcs are former elves captured by sauron, then subjected to torture and humiliation until their spirit is broken and they become evil.

3) a person of slight build.

4) an industrious person, such as the elves who build toys for santa claus to be delivered on christmas night, or the elves who save the shoemaker’s business in jakob grimm’s tale “the elves and the shoemaker”.

5) one of the four characters in the cl-ssic video games gauntlet and gauntlet ii (atari, 1985 and 1986). he had the highest speed and shot speed, as well as good magic power, but low armor, fight power and shot power.

6) a p-n-s, especially one smaller than average.
the elf had a small elf, but he was still able to please the elf girls.
a fantasy creature that tends to have s-x with everything natural thus creating night elves, wood elves, frost elves and other such creations of rampant s-xually activity with the things of the world.
that elf is having s-x with the air to produce a night elf.

tree: woody.
wood elf: yes?
tree: i’m pregnant.
wood elf: what!? you stupid b-tch! i thought you were on the pill!
tree: i lied so i could get the child support.

i’m not even gonna go there with the frost elves. o.o
a domestic terrorist group in north america. consists of young adults who are still living with (and off) their parents and desperately need to get a life. these individuals often posed as well informed ecology buffs but are actually to stupid to become useful to society in the medical or scientific community.
jason was having a really good time belonging to elf, torching cars and brand-new homes until the day his trust-fund would kick in.
acronym for earth liberation front. elf is an eco-terrorist organization that has been cl-ssified as the number 1 domestic terrorist group by the fbi. they are environmentalists who destroy property to get their message across. in 2003, they were responsible for the attacks of several suv dealerships in los angeles, ca. their attacks resulted in over $1 million in damages and as of yet, the fbi has not been able to find the terrorists.
elf. see terrorist or left-wing nut job.
elves

humanoids with pointy ears who got drunk and would molest dwarves in the mines of moria of the 1st age of the parallel dimension and world of ours called middle earth. they operated from years 5012md “mordor domoni” to 108am “anno mordor”. it’s unclear why elves did this but it became a part of elfish drinking games. 89% of dwarves were unwilling to allow their -ss hole to get sodomized so elves came up with darts to shoot dwarves to send them into a s-xual ecstacy.

most of middle earth knew the savage acts of the elves but were unwilling to stop it for fear of open war. gondor and rohan were both allies with the elves and dwarves but it was a can they didn’t want to open. many dwarves died during the cruel era called the stank mines. the biggest cause of death were exploded r-ct-ms causing -n-l seepage, which in turn led to bacteria infections. the elves had no remorse.

the dwarves finally rose up and revolted. most elves died due to being allergic to axe handles being thrusted up their -n-s. this gave coining to the phrase “you rip what you sow”, -ss holes that is.
these elves keep raping all of the dwarfs. someone should do something to the elves to prevent this happening all the time.

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