ELFFs
evil little fat folks
i think those interesting specimens are what some call elffs.
see stephen king. bag of bones.
evil little fat folk –
a short, fat person with a terrible disposition.
“that woman in the plus size section was so rude to me!”
“i know, she’s such an e.l.f.f.!”
examples of e.l.f.f. worthy mention:
-roseanne b.
-that mean woman at the gas station
-that guy at the toll plaza that won’t ever let you slide, not even for a penny
-rosie d., who makes the list despite height
-that guy who did your taxes last year that made you fill out the forms twice
-joe p.
-jerry f.
-that woman that always has something rude to the server right before they wait on you
-d-ck c.
and the list goes on…
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- Goobushed
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