Elfie
the random person you get to take a selfie-style photograph when you can’t be bothered or are incapable by virtue of drink, drugs or other inebriants.
look at this photo, we had to get an elfie to take it we were so smashed.
a selfie of an elf.
hermey: saw the photo of you and the winter warlock on instagram. who took it?
buddy: oh it was just the two of us there so i took an elfie.
short for elphaba, the little-known name of the wicked witch of the east in the wizard of oz. used as a nickname for supremely b-tchy women, to avoid disclosing their acual name in phone conversations, emails, letters, etc.
can you believe elfie stabbed kastler in the back like that? what a biotch!
a very vertically challenged person taking a self portrait on a mobile phone.
edward you know the little guy who sits there taking elfies on his iphone all day.
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