elfing
when your getting a bl-wj-b and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to j-zz in your girls ear
charles always elfs his girls…
i like to go elfing
the process of drawing on or otherwise doing nasty things to someone who is p-ssed out, usually drunk, with their shoes on.
“we were elfing jason last night. he was so drunk, we wrote “i suck d-ck” on his face!”
when you c-m on some ones face and then throw a handful of glitter on it, thus creating a semi permanent glittery face. in order for it to be true elfing you must also make a high pitched elf squeak as you blow your load. this can often be confused with some stage make up.
“since her public elfing her face glistens when she goes out side.”
“no one will ever forget when she got elfed, you can still see it stuck to her face.”
when your shoes,usually made of leather, get old and or wet then dry out and curl up in the front resembling elf shoes.
i think it might be time to buy some new kicks,these old air jordans are elfing on me.
a replacement for the word f-cking.
quit your elfing b-tching you scanky -ss hoe!
a word to describe the process of playing a m-ssively multiplayer online role-playing game (mmorpg).
im elfing it up as we speak!
to move swiftly and nimbly in a situation usually restricting such movement. also; elfed, to elf.
he was seen nimbly elfing through the crowded subway in persuit of the purse thief.
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