elfshoes
an elf shoe is a description of a certain shape of a t-rd. usually the t-rd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an “elf shoe”.
phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped t-rd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.
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when t-tties are pointed upward; pointy t-ts that can stab someone.
when your b–bs look like and elf’s shoe; all pointy like.
c also : lauren giamaria
wow her t-tties look liek elf shoes!
a manly girl that has b–bs that come to a point, much like elf shoes.
“eww, i’ve never seen elf-shoes like that before!”
a slightly upwardly curved t-tty. these were prominent in the 70’s and early 80’s but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. they are also known as quarter moons, banana t-ts, thumbnail t-tties, and uppercuts.
i love abby’s little elf shoes. they compliment her heart shaped -ss quite nicely.
elf shoes are wen ur t-ts point upwards and form the shape of a elf’s shoe
lauren giamaria
when your t-tes look like lauren giamarias t-ties; they go up like an elfshoe.
oh man, what the h-ll is wrong with her b–bs they look like an elfshoe.
what your d-ck looks like, covered in sh-t after f-cking a girl in the -ss.
there was so much sh-t on my d-ck it looked like an elf shoe.
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