Elijah/Simba
a very manly man, most likely in love with someone named samantha wells/ nola, and is a procrastibator. someone who watches p-rn instead of doing work.
also known as the most amazing person in the entire world and completely dedicated to the love of his life samantha wells/nola.
wow! that guy is watching p-rn with his lady friend samantha! what a elijah/simba!
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