eliminello
eliminello, known to many as the superpower bug, is a bacteria contracted (due to a specific reason) only by humans at about age 50. the only way to contract eliminello is to have abstained from s-x for those 50 years or so. scientists do not know the reason as to why this bacteria enters the body, other than the lack of s-xual intercourse results in a lack of a certain endorphin in the immune system. once a person acquires eliminello, the ‘enlightened’ then uniquely becomes genetically enhanced, in such a way that has stunned the scientific community for years.
chuck norris contracted eliminello in may of 1990. chuck’s tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried.
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